Posts Tagged ‘spam’

I’m RICH! (Part 2)

December 31, 2013

I received a loving email (which made it past the spam filters!)

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Dear Beloved,

I am Mrs. Stacy Russell.I am writing you this email from my sick bed, I know my message will come to you as a surprise But don’t worry. When I heard from the doctor that my condition has become so critical, I had to reach out to a Christian sister, who assisted me in searching for your contact in order to help me utilize this wealth the way I am going to instruct herein, and even the sister that helped me in this regard doesn’t know the purpose for which I intend to use it I have prayed about it and it has been revealed to me that you can make judicious use of the resources for its intended purpose.

My husband earned these funds, (TEN MILLION EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND) but he died in a plane crash and left everything behind for me and I will join him soon due to my ill health. Due to my infertility resulting from medical problems I became barren. God has a reason for everything. I would want you to contact my lawyer; he will inform you on what to do. Reply to this email and email my Lawyer:
SINA HOK CHAMBERS
PHNOM PENH
Barrister Sina HOK
Email: (llb.sina@sinahok.com)

Ensure to use a greater portion of the funds for its purpose in fulfillment of my last wish. Furthermore you will never have any problem with the law as far as my lawyer is in concern. The most major part you will use to bless Helpless and Needy Children all over the world

May God Keep you alive and bless you as you help.

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Somehow I feel that the barrister (and the lady herself) is not “Hok” but “Hoks”!

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INTACH Basavanagudi Heritage Walk, 020912

September 3, 2012

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to see the photos.

I will write an account of the lovely walk later…still not feeling entirely OK, so procrastination is the order of the day…well, not today, tomorrow, may be!

Scaled-down Spam….

October 27, 2011

What with inflation, even the spammerers have scaled down their operations, it looks like! Last week I had a enquiry (probably from someone’s hacked account) asking for suggestions for bed bugs “to go away from home” (sic). Just now, I got this:

“Hello My name is Linda Williams, My Dad Birthday is coming up on the 4th of November so i will like to order for grilled onions and peppers served with tortillas rice and beans for 200 GUESTS and it will be picked up by 3pm. so can i have the grand total cost plus and your shop address, your name , what major type of credit card do you accept also it will be pick up order can you handle it for me.”

Still puzzling this one out, because as far as I can see, Linda wants to pay me, not take my money…

Satyam from Nigeria!

August 2, 2011

I received this lovely forward:

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Namaskar,

My name is Radha Ramalinga,I am the wife of B. Suryanarayana Raju Ramalinga,the younger brother of Byrraju Ramalinga Raju,former chairman,founder and owner of Satyam Computers.

I do have a proposal for you,which would be of immense financial benefits to you and I.

My husband and his brother are currently in big trouble in India,I need your assistance to help me move some funds from Holland to India or anywhere where it would at least be of some help to our family.

I would give you more details of this proposal if you show yourself willing to take on it,I assure you that you would most certainly be compensated but please I would kindly request you to keep this matter confidential.

I am currently here in the UK where it is a bit safe for me and my kids.

You can reach me on my personal email id which is mailradha12@gmail.com

Yours sincerely,

R.Ramalinga

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Nice to begin the day with a big laugh!

I’m rich! I’m RICH!! YAHOO!!

May 25, 2007

And it’s Yahoo, now, which is giving it away; notice, they are distributing this largesse without even knowing my name, and not even bothering that I never participated in such a “promotional program”…how kind of them.

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Dear Esteemed Winner,

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the YAHOO! International
Promotions Program held on the 16th of March 2007. Your e-mail address
attached to ticket number 883734657492-5319 with serial number
7263-267, batch number 8254297137 drew the lucky numbers
14-22-28-37-40-44 which consequently won in the 1st category,
you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of
£500,000.00 (i.e Five Hundred Thousand United Kingdom Pounds)in cash credited to file REF:YAHOO6/315116127/27. This is from total prize money of US$20,400,000.00 shared among the seventeen international winners in this category.

Please note that this Promotional Programmes tagged “Thanks for
contributing to our financial Sucess” was sponsored and organized by
the Yahoo Corporation in view of the financial benefits YAHOO have
received from its numerous customers either through adverts, hosting and
personal emails.To file for your claims, please contact your claims
agent immediately, to begin your claims process:

MR.DONALD FREEMAN
REMMITANCE DIRECTOR
YAHOO PROMOTIONS UK
44 Moorfields London EC2Y 9AL UNITED KINGDOM
Email:contactpaulbate@yahoo.com.hk
Tel:(+44) 7031924017 (+44) 7031921214

You are to contact him with the following information: Your Full Names,
Your Contact Address, Your Telephone and Fax numbers, Occupation, Sex,
Age and Location.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Your Sincerely,
Mrs. Amelia Hunts

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And why haven’t they asked me for my credit card no so that they can shovel in all this money into my account…?

Also note, “sucess”, “remmitance”…they are so economical with their consonants, but are willing to give me so much money.

Hmm, Mrs Amelia Hunts. I am sure she Hunts…diligently, for people who will respond to this!

Where do I report this?

September 30, 2006

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And several yards more of this kind of stuff…I really don’t want to filter comments, but a few more of  these gems and I will have to!