Sher-0-Shaayari

Tumko dekha…..to yeh khayal aaya
tumko dekha….to yeh khayal aaya
paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!
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Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega!
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The night is dark, the moon is high,
I stop my car, you ask why?
I come close to you, you feel shy,
I whisper those three magical words….
Hye La, Puncture!!!
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Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua
to rab se sikayat hogi….
Ek to jhela nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
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koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko……..
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko……..
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko……..
abe aage bh i to bol……………
nuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale o……………….
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tuhaar chehraa moti samaan ..
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan…
moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!
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Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se
sharmana…
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se
sharmana…
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana!!
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tere dwaar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
tere dwaar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge…..
ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!
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He: Janeman, is dil mein chali aao
She: Sandal nikaloon kya!
He: Pagli, ye mandir nahi hai, aise hi aajao…
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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
ehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
hir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!
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Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..
agar Mujhe Kaam Tha……
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta…
agar Mujhe Zukham Tha !
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Mere marne ke baad, mere doston,
yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
seedhey upar chale aana!!
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Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool phenka..gamlaa bhi saath tha!!
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Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib…
Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib…
La, phawda mujhe de!!
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Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya!!
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Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai
Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai!!

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